Don’t Get Between Me and Knit Night

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For me Knit Night is Thursday Night. Its more than knitting of course. I was crocheting on my poncho.  Cyn, aka The Sweater Maker, was embroidering a teeny-tiny dress for a little girl that will be taking her first breath in about three weeks. Oldcrazyhooks was hooking her Picnic Basket Shawl. And Sheep Fluffer was doing some hand stitching that I didn’t understand on her next 16th century SCA costume. So Knit Night is kind of a misnomer but that’s what I call it.

(I don’t have a cool nickname, by the way. I’ve asked for one. I’ve begged and prodded and I’ve made several suggestions. But nothing has stuck and for certain inscrutable reasons, you are not allowed to pick your own. Maybe I’m too dull to merit a nickname but if I ever get one, I’ll be sure to run straight back here and tell ya’ll what it is.)

Now its true that pretty much every night is “Knit Night” for me because I’m working on something all the time. Also, I get paid to sit around with stitchers and talk yarn and patterns… I call them knitting and crochet classes… three days a week. But even so, Knit Night is pretty important to me. This week it was especially important since I’m going a bit crazy waiting for my (stupid) website transfer to go through. I needed my fellow crafters to talk me out of hunting up some (stupid) website manager types and scalping them.

When I got divorced I realized that I didn’t have any true friendships. I had people I called friends but they were just coworkers and neighbors. They were people that life had thrown me together with and I got along with them. It didn’t go any deeper than that. I had no real friends. It was a painful realization and I took it pretty hard.

So when I moved to a new town, Austin, one of my priorities was to make friends, real ones. I did that and I’m kind of proud of myself for it. I made all of my friends (with one exception), my first real adult friends, after the age of 35 and I did it at Knit Night. The exception was someone that I bonded with over books. Then I learned she was a crocheter. Then I started taking her to Knit Night.

All of that is to say… don’t get between me and Knit Night. Thursday nights is more than just an excuse to get together and play with yarn. Its how I maintain my precious network of friends. How precious is that network? Well, the very first person who came last night walked up and asked “How is the website? Still impatiently waiting?” Right away I got to pour out my frustrations and complaints and my website-manager-scalping plans. That was just what I needed.

Here is an assortment of other useful and somewhat informative discussions I had at last night’s Knit Night:

  • If you need to hide your chocolate from your husband, buy bags of frozen vegetables, the kind that are resealable. Toss out (or eat) all the vegetables. Load the bag up with your chocolate and then put it back in the freezer. He will NEVER look for your chocolate in a frozen broccoli bag.
  • Ragdoll Cats have been specially bred to treat humans with affection instead of their normal thinly veiled condescension. Apparently in order to get cats to like us, we have to modify their freaking DNA.
  • I make sarcastic comments all the time (like “we have to modify their freaking DNA”). These comments are are filed under Sh*t Jenn Says and them promptly forgotten.
  • Its so hot in Texas right now that everyone is claiming to have seen two hobbits wandering around looking for a place to toss their ring.
  • Speaking of Texas, that bluebonnet post I wrote a zillion years ago was pretty good and I should do more like that. I’m not precisely sure what “that” means but I’ll see if I can come up with something.
  • If When my blog settles down and I can make real posts (that won’t get disappeared on me) again, I need to do more Spinning In Cowgirl Boots. They like those.

And how is the blog doing? Oh gee, I’m so glad you asked. From what I can tell its not doing anything. We are still waiting. I have received one of those automated emails from my future website home letting me know that they are aware of the delay and that my ticket/issue has been auto-escalated. I think they just don’t want me to call and complain again. I think they are running scared. I think they know I’m ready to cut off the tops of their heads and pin them to my bedroom wall.

* My Knit Night group is a great group but they hate to have pictures taken. I have tried to get some pictures from around the table once or twice but not at all recently. They broke me of that I guess. The picture above is an old one from several months ago. You can see just how anxious they all are to show their smiling faces. Not.

15 thoughts on “Don’t Get Between Me and Knit Night

  1. Aw, come on, Jenn… Don’t scalp them! Shave their heads, spin the hair into rope, then hang them with it 😉

    Then again, you could always do that after scalping, if needed!

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  2. It’ll happen it take a couple of days for these things to go through *hugs* I wish I could drive so I could go to a local knit night, the SCA is nice, but it doesn’t seem to mesh with our family philosophy well.

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    1. Thanks. I know I need more patience. I wish I knew how people manage to handle these things with grace. Maybe one day I’ll be grown up enough to be suave and cool through the little storms of life.

      Probably not though.

      As for knit night…. have you tried a digital knit night? I belong to a Google + group called The Knitting Lodge and they have a weekly video chat/knit night. Its on Thursday (of course) so I can never make it. But maybe something like that would be a good alternative.

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  4. You need the necklace our kids got me for Christmas: it says “what doesn’t kill me had better run” with crossed pistols. And a couple crystals for the triggers.


  5. You are a better woman than I am. By now I would be livid and probably be accused of riding a broom. Hang in there, the tech world is indeed another planet. Your Knit Night and friends sounds absolutely wonderful. I need to find out if there is something like that in my area. Thanks for sharing with us.

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    1. I hope you find a group. Its the perfect thing, to sit down with other crafters and blow off steam, swap complaints, pass around pattern magazines and maybe get a little stitching in. 🙂


    1. The Society for Creative Anachronism! lol I’m sure you have seen them. In there most infamous guise they are young men dressed in chain mail beating on each other with wooden swords.

      They have events big and small. Some get VERY big and VERY elaborate. They recreate costumes and culture and battles from the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. Check them out:


  6. OMG yes I was aware of these events. Had a friend when I lived in California that went to a HUGE event every year up around LA somewhere. Tried to get me to go but I never made it before moving back to Ala. I just didn’t connect the name. Thanks for the info.


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